BNP- “Breeder, Not Parent”
Baby Rabies- Obsession with having or conceiving a baby.
Bingo- A cliche statement made by a parent to a childfree, questioning their decision not to have kids.
Breeder- A bad parent. One who is careless at raising their children.
Breeder Entitlement- Breeders’ belief that because they have kids they are entitled to special treatment, more time off, tax breaks and baby bonuses.
Childfree (CF)- One who is childless by choice.
Childless- One who has no children, but wants them.
Diaperwhipped- Parents who are controlled by their child’s every want or whim.
DINK- “Double Income, No Kids.”
Fence-sitter- One who has not decided whether or not to have kids.
Freemale- A woman who chooses freedom over both marriage and motherhood.
GINK- “Green inclinations, no kids.”
Kid-centric- Unnaturally centered around the whims and desires of kids.
Kidfree- A term coined by me to mean “free of kids” whether by choice or by circumstance.
Misopedist- One who strongly abhors children.
MOO- “Mother operating offensively,” AKA a publicly rude or bad mother.
PANK- “Professional Aunt with No Kids” who enjoys nieces & nephews.
PNB- “Parent, Not Breeder,” A good as opposed to bad parent. One who is raising their kids well, and who behaves in a non-obnoxious manner re. their children.
SITCOM- “Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage” (not funny!).
Sprog- A slang term, from the British word for “child.”
THINKER- (My favorite!) “Two Healthy Incomes, No Kids, Early Retirement.”
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